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arkseaside:

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"STAND" THIS AND "STAND" THAT. LISTEN BOY WHEN I WAS A KID WE HAD TO FIGHT AZTEC GODS WITH OUR BARE HANDS AND WE WERE THANKFUL FOR IT!

"Yeah but we didn’t get our moms to fight our Aztec vampire stripper battles for us now didn’t we”

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magicmimsy:

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS PEPSI, BUT IT WAS I

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